Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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