just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
high people should be assigned attendants
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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