I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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