I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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