i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
