So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
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I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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