this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
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Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
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please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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