the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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