i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
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So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
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Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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