I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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