thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
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Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
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He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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