I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
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Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
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We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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