he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
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I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
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Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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