Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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