I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
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Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
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I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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