Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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