I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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