We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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