They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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