fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
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I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
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I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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