i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
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cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
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There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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