strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
You are the jesus of drinking
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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