I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
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I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
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I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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