Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
If I die, sorry about rent.
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