There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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