16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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