the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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