Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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