my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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