Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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