Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
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he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
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Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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