What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
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Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
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I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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