Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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