the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
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Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
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He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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