I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
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For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
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I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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