You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
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Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
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New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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