have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
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