Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
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I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
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I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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