i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
FUCK WHALES
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