i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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