VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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