why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
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"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
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My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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