their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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