Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
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just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
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Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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