pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
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Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
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They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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