I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
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The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
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he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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