well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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