Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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