I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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