I can't watch pbs sober anymore
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
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Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
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You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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